by Kimberly A. Cook (Twitter@ WarriorTales)
Know how to blow the mind of a young salesperson? Tell them you don’t want to upgrade your smartphone. Shopping at Target last Saturday I wandered into the electronics section to try and find a gizmo that is supposed to read the card in my smartphone and download the pictures to my computer.
Normally this would not be that big a deal, but my computer is eight-years-old and my Galaxy Skyrocket II is a bit past its prime – they refuse to talk to each other. I happened upon the gadget in the store and tried to figure out if it was the right doohickey. Up walked the salesperson.
“Can I help you find something?”
“Yes,” I replied. “Will this download the pictures from the card in my smartphone to my computer?”
“Are the pictures stored on the SD card?”
“Got me,” I said. “I’ve never put one in it.”
“What kind of phone do you have?”
“Samsung Galaxy Skyrocket II.”
“Do you have your phone with you?”
“Yes.” I promptly handed it over to him.
He proceeded to strip it naked from its pink plastic cover and pop off the back. “It’s an SD card,” he said. “This card reader will work.”
“Great!” I snatched up the gadget.
“You know you can upgrade your phone and get a $200 Target gift card,” he said. “They have the Samsung Galaxy S6 now.”
Obviously the dear boy thought I’d been living under a rock and did not know that. Trust me, I do and I’ve seen the price tag. My little phone is paid for and as long as it works, I’m using it until it drops dead.
It’s one of those math story problems; paid for phone + $200 gift certificate – new phone of $600 = $400 more bucks I have to shell out. Not happening.
But it was fun to watch his staggering disbelief that I didn’t want to upgrade. Sometimes being a downgrade is a very good thing. This is the year of tech for me. Glamorous 2015 involved replacing a fence, buying new car tires and a mattress.
Now I have to deal with my aging computer, swapping out my old DVR for the new DVR and figuring out why I can read emails on my phone but can’t send any. It has to do with some extra security setting I think. Or global warming. Or the presidential elections. Or Gouda cheese. I’ll figure it out. Right after I restock my dark chocolate supply.
I promised myself I’d finally deal with my tech issues in 2016. Yes! Right on! I’m on my way…..
It must be time to go work on my taxes.
Got persnickety tech gadgets?